I just received the most amazing email in the history of emails. No lie. Evidence below:
I just sent you a serenade from Juicy Fruit’s Serenading Unicorn that’s guaranteed to sweeten your day. From his mythological lips to your heart, this song goes out to you.
Watch your sweet serenade at: http://www.SerenadingUnicorn.com
Yes, I was sent a link to a serenading unicorn. And what song was waiting for me on the other side? None other than “On Bended Knee” by Boyz II Men. It was absolutely glorious. I laughed. I cried. I cried from laughing so hard. There truly are no other words, you’ll just have to watch it for yourself: www.serenadingunicorn.com.
Thank you Juicy Fruit for making my afternoon. I owe you.