Tiger Woods grooming his women

US Magazine – Tiger Woods’ new gal pal Alyse Lahti Johnson may be just 22 years old, but the golfing great, 35, has known her quite a while.

In fact, a friend of the grad student tells the new issue of Us Weekly (on stands now), that Johnson, whose stepfather lives next door to Woods in Windermere, Florida and serves as an executive at his sports management company, used to “draw good luck pictures for Tiger before his tournaments” when she was a child.

Fuck yeah Tiger! That is how you do it! Start em young, get em to fall in love with you. Once they get older and hotter and legal, that’s when you pounce. I couldn’t have followed these steps better myself. So what if she’s only 17. When she turns 21 (..or 18) she’s going to be an absolute smokeshow. Some may call it creepy, I call it forecasting. Stay scummy Tiger, I’m right there with you!

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