I’m going to ignore the fact that Boston is winless, because that is definitely wrong. But to me the more surprising aspect of this chart is that the Orioles and the Blue Jays are tied for first place! Is this real life? The fucking Orioles? The fucking Blue Jays? The same two teams that finished last in the AL East last year? Something is not right here, especially when the Red Sox and the Rays are in last place and haven’t one game. Someone bring out the rally monkey because I can’t stand to get swept again before the Sox face the Yankees.
What is wrong with this picture?