I’m not sure when or how it happened, but folks are waaaay into this all-natural style of living. It started with buying veggies from the farmers market near your house and using canvas tote bags instead of plastic bags. It has since morphed into running around in ninja-esque shoes to simulate barefoot running or just plain running sans shoes. And now we have this: straight up, bare-assed running. Screw clothes all together! That’s too corporate; too unnatural!
WDTN.com — Police say they arrested a man for running naked in a marathon race through downtown Cincinnati.
Thirty-five-year-old Brett Henderson of St. Paris in western Ohio faces charges of public indecency and obstructing official business. Police tell media outlets he refused to stop running during Sunday morning’s Flying Pig Marathon, so they halted him with a stun gun.
Henderson’s mother Lee said Monday that he had borrowed a pair of running shorts from his father, but they kept slipping down as he ran. She says he kept running without shorts because he was determined to complete the race he had trained for.
Well, I guess I gotta give him props for his determination to finish the “Fly Pig Marathon”…even if his own pork loin was hanging out…