Morning after (or same night after depending on how you roll) texts/IMs come in a variety of different forms but typically have the same message: great night; had a lot of fun; when can I see you again?; etc. If you’ve never received one of these or have no idea what I’m talking about, you should probably step your game up…or stop hooking up with strangers. Anyways. I digress.
Sometimes morning after texts are a little more cryptic…and by cryptic, I mean entirely unexpected and often times bizarre. Below are some texts that I have either received or hope to receive in the future.
Yep. Now you know why I’m single and perfectly content. Have you guys recevied similarly cringeworthy/gut-busting lines? Please tell me I’m not alone.