Zach Galifianakis is January Jones’ baby daddy

OK. That’s not necessarily true…

UsMagazine.com — “January Jones recently told us that you were the most naturally funny man she’d ever met,” the interviewer told the 41-year-old star of The Hangover 2. “Would you ever consider making a move?”

“That’s really funny because if I remember correctly, she and I were very rude to each other,” Galifianakis said. “I was at a party — I’d never met her — and she was like, ‘Come sit down.’ So I sit at her table and talk for 10 minutes, and she goes, ‘I think it’s time for you to leave now.'”

“So I say, ‘January, you are an actress in a show and everybody’s going to forget about you in a few years, so f**king be nice,’ and I got up and left,” Galifianakis quipped. “And she thinks that’s funny?”

This is a classic case of middle school flirting. It’s actually taken me a really long time to recognize it (ask MMango…I still struggle with it) but this case is clear as day. Zach even goes on to say that he would never do a sex scene with her because “he’d hate it” and would be ” too embarrassed.” If that doesn’t scream that they’ve already smashed genitals, then slap me and call me Sally!

I’m calling it right now. Just remember where you heard it first.

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