I’m back bitches!

My trip to Amsterdam was amazing, but ahh it is good to be back in America. My sister was easily the best tour guide I’ve ever had (I’ve never had a tour guide), in 6 days we hit about 500 landmarks, museums, bars, shops and trips to outer space. The artitechture is stunning, the art is abundant, the drugs are potent, and the hookers are skanky.  Sadly, I can’t get the image of this 15 year old kid walking out of a fat Hispanic hooker’s room in the Red Light District. Nothing like losing your virginity and gaining herpes in the same trip. Well I’m fighting some serious jet lag right about now and desperately need to focus.

 

Doei!

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