Stay Classy Vancouver!

First and foremost…

Timmy fuckin' T


..but now on to Vancouver.

VANCOUVER, British Columbia (AP) – Angry, drunken fans ran wild Wednesday night after the Vancouver Canucks’ 4-0 loss to Boston in Game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals, setting cars and garbage cans ablaze, smashing windows, showering giant TV screens with beer bottles and dancing atop overturned vehicles.

Later, looters smashed windows and ran inside department stores.


Canada has it all backwards. Even though it makes more sense to riot during a loss, tradition says it’s all wrong. You’re supposed riot in your city when your team wins.. not when they get blown out in Game 7 by the Boston Bruins. Apparently they can’t even riot correctly either..


And since when do the Canucks have balls. Aren’t they supposed to shy away from confrontation and adversity? Oh wait… I guess I spoke too soon about them having balls…

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2 thoughts on “Stay Classy Vancouver!

  1. Anonymous says:


  2. […] in Vancouver when the Bruins humiliated the Canucks in Game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals. Beyond the riots and make outs, the Bruins got rowdy in their own way…by getting their motherfucking drink […]

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