Wait is that a raccoon tail?

So walking home from work, I happened across this older family walking in front of me. As I neared closer, I noticed something swaying from the girl’s (and by girl I mean like a 30+ year old woman) backpack. Only when I was right up their ass I saw that it was a friggin’ raccoon tail! Am I the only one who was slightly disturbed by a footlong raccoon tail being used as a key chain? Sure, I had a rabbit’s foot when I was in 4th grade, but that was so small I could hide it in my pocket. I don’t think I could hide this tail in a duffel bag if I tried. In any sense, I gotta give some props to this girl. She’s flaunting this tail like there’s no tomorrow. If you’re gonna own it, you gotta own up to it.

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