So it’s not news that I’m an online dater. I’ve dabbled in the world of free online dating for over a year now (what up, OKCupid!) but have decided to step it up and join Match. I guess I’m just tired of meeting cheapos who require me to awkwardly reach for my wallet and then actually go dutch on a first date. I figure if they pay for dating services, they’ll be willing to at least cover my drinks.
I have my first Match date tonight (which I’m jazzed about) but as I was checking out my date’s profile to make sure I really want to go through with this, I got this match mail from another male suitor:
In case you can’t read the small print from this Zach Galifianakis look-alike, it says:
I feel like you and I might be able to make an intense connection. Check out my profile and, if you think we could explore one another, get back to me so we can set something up.
Explore one another?
That sounds a lot like rape, if you ask me. Match: you better step it up and screen your creepers or I’m out.
MMango: Wait, you’re not going out with that guy, are you? I know you have terrible standards, but that is just bad.