Clearly, had is the key word in that title. I’m not sure what surprises me more, the fact that Gordon Ramsay had a midget look-a-like, the fact that the midget look-a-like was a porn star, the fact that someone would fuck a midget, or that the midget pornstar got eaten by a badger.
How the fuck do you get yourself into a situation where you’re fighting to the death with a badger?? I guess since he’s a midget, he was probably protecting a pot o’ gold somewhere under a rainbow. Because clearly that’s what midgets do.