R.I.P. Heidi The Cross-eye Opossum

BBC – Heidi the famous cross-eyed opossum has died in the German zoo where she lived, aged three-and-a-half. She was really ill because of her old age and was put to sleep by vets at the zoo.

 

Moment of silence please for Heidi. This cross-eyed opossum reminds me of a joke I heard one time. For it’s euloogy, I’d to tell that joke:

One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his cow. The vet took one look at the cow, stuck a tube up the cow’s butt, and blew into the tube until the cow’s eyes straightened out. The vet charged the farmer a hundred bucks, and the farmer went home happy. About a week later, the cow’s eyes were cross-eyed again, but this time the farmer figured he could probably take care of it himself. So he called his hired hand over, and together they put a tube up the cow’s butt. The farmer put his lips to the tube and started to blow. Strangely, nothing happened, so he asked his hired hand to give it a try. The hired hand removed the tube, turned it around, put it in the cow’s butt and started to blow.
“What are you doing?” asked the farmer, horrified.

“Well, I wasn’t gonna use the side that YOU had put your lips on.”

 

RIP Heidi, I hope your eyes get fixed up in opossum heaven.

 

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