MMango may think he found the dream make up team to cover up the facial/neck tats he so desperately wants…but clearly he’s forgotten that he has me as a secret weapon.
What do I mean?
Well, last winter my brother decided to get a little too rowdy at our friend’s bachelor party the night before his wedding. Needless to say he showed up the morning of the wedding looking like this:
And gave his best man’s speech looking like this:
Yeah, the Dermablend team’s got NOTHING on my combination of Tarte, Almay, Smashbox, and Bare Minerals. Just saying…