So apparently the cool thing to do is drink liquor through your butt now…

 

So let me get this straight. You soak a tampon in vodka, and place it into your v or your b. Also, if you’re not a vodka fan, you can place a funnel, in your b as well, and let the beer rush in. Did I get all of that?

 

Besides being absolutely revolting, there’s a few things I took away from this report. First, I think this gives a whole new meaning to the term “Bud Muds”. Secondly, will parents now be inclined to sniff their kids butts when they walk in to see if they’ve been drinking? If that’s the case, I don’t think I ever want to have kids. Lastly, I guess the new “hair holding when you’re throwing up” proof of friendship, is now “whoever wipes the beer off of your butt cheeks”. Not really looking forward to proving I’m a real friend.

 

I guess this just means I’m getting older, because I really don’t understand this concept at all. Fresh Prince had it right…

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