Don’t cheat on your boyfriend.. especially if he’s your tattoo artist

Or you might just end up with a steaming pile of poo on your back.

 

VeryWeirdNews – Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent.  She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently Ryan found out that she had cheated with a long-time friend of his and this was his way of getting even.

I think the most overlooked part of this story is that the dirty cheating whore originally wanted a complete back tattoo of a scene from Narnia. Yes, Narnia, and for that she needed to be punished. Maybe a still-life of a poop was a little much, but I think he had the right idea here. I think we can all learn a few lessons from this story.. don’t cheat on your boyfriend, and don’t idolize children stories.

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One thought on “Don’t cheat on your boyfriend.. especially if he’s your tattoo artist

  1. Dave says:

    Narnia is more than just a kids story and you’re a philistine if you think it has no value.

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