Is Jessica Simpson turning into Kirstie Alley?

I  know the chick is pregnant and all (gross), but I feel like Jess is not-so-slowly turning into Kirstie Alley.

Don’t get me wrong: both are gorgeous women, but I literally had to do a double take of this recent knocked-up shot of Ms. Simpson:



You better watch it, Simpson. Before you know it, you’ll be a barely recognizable celebrity struggling to get back in the public eye by embarrassing yourself on a TV show that involves show-off-your-cellulite outfits, spray tanning, and an obscene amount of glitter.

For more birth control/shots of Jessica pregnant, check out the belly bump shots Buzzfeed put together below:

Honestly, the only other form of birth control that scared me so much was when my high school school teacher tried to make a condom stick to the white board and then rubbed spermicide on her face. Seriously scarred me for years. YEARS.

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