I can’t wait to get drunk with my family this Christmas! I am, however, extremely bummed that Ryan Gosling isn’t going to be there reenacting our witty, outrageous, non-sensical banter. Can Santa or really anyone make this happen? Please?
I also can’t wait to record our own drunk histories…where we re-tell movie plots in our own words and reveal our truly offensive and slightly racist selves (true story).