I found the secret to making yourself feel better.
It doesn’t involve dieting.
Or working out.
Or really anything, other than your eyes (and maybe a scanner and a Mom that knows how to use it).
…looking at your high school senior class picture:
I seriously have not been able to stop laughing looking at this!
Between the hideous corduroy blazer and, what I’m assuming, is a Limited Too top underneath, it’s just a straight up hot mess. Not to mention the fucking tree. Who said that was a good idea? And the funny thing is, 2 of my brothers have a peek-a-boo tree shot along with well over 2/3rds of my senior class.
Anyways, if you want to feel better about yourself, I suggest you ask your mom to scan you senior photo and send it to you. Unless, of course, you were skinnier/more beautiful. Then you should just resort to eating your emotions and calling it a day.