Naked Yoga Brooklyn: Boys Only, Please

I thought it was strange when the Kardashians had a naked yoga instructor come over to their Gansevoort penthouse on this past season of Kourtney & Kim Take New York (yes, I watch really bad reality TV), but apparently men dropping trou for a little downward facing dog isn’t something that only happens on E! or after hours in the Meatpacking District.

I’m pleased (not really?) to introduce Naked Space, a boy’s-only yoga studio where you can stretch, meditate, and most likely get your rocks off in the nude. For those NOT at work (yes, the site is shockingly NSFW), you can fulfill your curiousity at www.nakedspace.org where all your questions will be answered, like:

Do I have to get completely naked?

Yes, all participants are expected to remove all of their clothes, even their socks. Accessories too: watches, loose jewelry and large rings will interfere with Naked Space activities. It’s recommended that eye glasses also be removed, but for some this may be too disorienting.

and more importantly:

What if I get an erection?

Congratulate yourself for having a healthy reproductive system. Seriously, erections are natural. Some guys will get them, some won’t; either way, it’s not a problem. What you choose to do with your erection is another matter. Be responsible for your actions and aware of the other people sharing the space.

Only in New York could a yoga studio get away with charging $20 for something folks already do when they get out of the shower…

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