You tell em little girl! Fuck it. Fuck it all. Fire Pit everything. Raising children looks like it’s awesome – besides all the shitting and crying and puking and whining and pissing their pants – you get to mold these little suckers into beer fetching, nacho making, walking comedy shows. Hey sweetie, go fetch daddy a beer, a bag of Doritos, and say some funny stuff on your way.
She might be on to something though. I might start using fire pit around the office when I don’t want to do work.
“Hey MMango, what happened to those TPS reports??”
Fire Pit bitch.