Is it just me, or would Elizadeath be a perfect match for this kid!? Nothing says rebounding from a hermaphrodite like dating Elizadeath. Let’s go over this kids check list with her in mind.
Model? Ehh not so much.
Fake tan? Nope, pale as a ghost.
Dark hair? Is blonde considered dark?
Cat Lover? I know she loves cats, so Mr. Whiskers will be all set!
Elizadeath, what are you waiting for?? Get your best vampire outfit on and find this guy!!