Someone help this boy out and date him!

 

Is it just me, or would Elizadeath be a perfect match for this kid!? Nothing says rebounding from a hermaphrodite like dating Elizadeath. Let’s go over this kids check list with her in mind.

Tall? Nope.

Model? Ehh not so much.

Fake tan? Nope, pale as a ghost.

Dark hair? Is blonde considered dark?

Cat Lover? I know she loves cats, so Mr. Whiskers will be all set!

 

Elizadeath, what are you waiting for?? Get your best vampire outfit on and find this guy!!

 

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