Category Archives: booze

The Super Single Ladies Single Serve Coffee Cake

Ever have one of those days/weeks where you just want to exclusively wear elastic waist pants and dive head first into a fuck it bucket? Well, I’ve been experiencing that…in a major way lately. I mean, I struggled to leave my apartment to go to my best friend’s birthday brunch yesterday. Fear not, I was not an asshole. I dragged my ass to Brooklyn, had an absolutely amazing time, but when I got home all I wanted to do was indulge and be incandescently gluttonous (yes, I just typed that. Deal.)

So, in my haze of trying to eat my emotions but not lose absolute control because I’m supposed to be going on a date this week, I turned to Chocolate Covered Katie and her brilliantly-portioned “Single Serving Recipes” section. I looked in my pantry and realized I had all the fixings for “1 Minute Coffee Cake in a Mug.” Welp, coffee cake it was going to be! And since it’s me, and I love booze, I decided to mix it up a little bit to make the ultimate Single Ladies Single Serve Coffee Cake by adding Smirnoff’s new Kissed Caramel vodka.


The result? An absolutely delightful coffee cake (for one) with a hint of caramelly goodness. The exact recipe I used is copied below, but feel free to check out CCK’s version as well.


  • 3 tbsp all-purpose flour
  • 1/4 tsp baking powder
  • 1/16 tsp salt
  • 1 stevia packet
  • 50 mL of Smirnoff Kissed Caramel vodka
  • 2 tsp applesauce
  • 1/4 tsp pure vanilla extract

Streusel (you can double if you want to):

  • 1/8 tsp cinnamon
  • 1 and 1/4 tsp brown sugar
  • 1/2 tsp applesauce
  • tiny, tiny pinch salt
  • 3 almonds, 3 cashews chopped (what? it was all i had!)

(If using an oven, preheat to 330 F.) Combine batter dry ingredients and mix well. Add wet and mix until just mixed. In a tiny bowl, combine all streusel ingredients. Fill a greased muffin tin 1/2 way with the batter (or a ramekin or mug, if using the microwave). Sprinkle on two-thirds of the streusel, then spoon the remaining batter on top. Finally, sprinkle on the rest of the streusel. Cook 12-13 minutes in the oven, or around 1 minute in the microwave. (Microwave times may vary.)



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Get down, it’s Friday!

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And yes, that is yours truly captured in action last night.

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Power Ranger dance off

The Green Ranger is stereotypical white guy.. not sure how he’s gonna hide his boner in spandex when it starts Mighty Morphin, but I would’ve loved to see how this dilemma unfolded.

I’m still stuck on what to think about the Red and White Rangers. Are they gay together? Are they all bad dancers so they stand in a circle and talk? Clearly the Blue Ranger is just waiting for that Pink Ranger slut to call his color so he can show her a real 1,2 step.

Oh, and obviously the Black Ranger is posted up in the back of the club. Go Go Power Rangers.


Thanks to Aaron for the pic

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Happy National Grilled Cheese Day!!

As most of you know, MDHT loves Grilled Cheese. Maybe because we’re always hungover, and grilled cheese sandwiches are an amazing hangover food. Anyhew, in honor of today, I’m giving you my top 3 Grilled Cheese recipes that I’ve found over the past few days. Cue the watering mouths.

The Bacon Guacamole Grilled Cheese:

Fuck my face. Someone make this and deliver to my house.
Recipe from Closet Cooking.

Buffalo Chicken Grilled Cheese:

Fuck my other face. Bring this one too.
Recipe also from Closet Cooking.

Yummy Cheesy Goodness:

Fuck my other other face.  Let’s make that delivery a triplet!
Recipe from Life’s Ambrosia.

Alright, you guys have your orders. Make me sandwiches… I’ll bring the beer.

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This is exactly why I want to have a kid

You tell em little girl! Fuck it. Fuck it all. Fire Pit everything. Raising children looks like it’s awesome – besides all the shitting and crying and puking and whining and pissing their pants – you get to mold these little suckers into beer fetching, nacho making, walking comedy shows. Hey sweetie, go fetch daddy a beer, a bag of Doritos, and say some funny stuff on your way.

She might be on to something though. I might start using fire pit around the office when I don’t want to do work.

“Hey MMango, what happened to those TPS reports??”

Fire Pit bitch.

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Drunk guy sings Bohemian Rhapsody in the back of a cop car


Holy. Shit. That guy just nailed that performance, from beginning to end. And let’s not overlook the last line of this video, because that is by far my favorite line – “Physical violence is the least of my priorities.”

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I’m an evil, evil cousin

So Elizadeath is in Mexico right now, soaking up the warm sun, while it remains in the 40s in Boston. Naturally, I’m a little jealous, because I’d love to break out the shorts and tank tops and sip coronas on the beach. But instead, I’m still hoodied up with a cold runny nose. How does this make me an evil cousin? Well, on Friday when riding the bus home from work, this girl sat next to me with an INTENSE toe thumb. I immediately snapped a picture and texted it to Elizadeath in hopes that she received it while drinking a Mai Tai, spit out her drink, threw up everywhere, and had to be bedridden for the remainder of her trip. Okay, I really don’t hope that happens, but I hope she got a good dry heave and a laugh out of this picture, just like I did.


Warning. Vomit area ahead.



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It’s I Don’t Care Friday

Hey guess what everyone, its Friday! Put your work down, pick up a beer, roll a blunt if you want, I don’t give a sh. Today it doesn’t matter because it’s “I Don’t Care Friday”. Save those TPS reports for Monday. Enjoy the day, enjoy your weekend, and DON’T think about Monday.

Shout out to Ka$h Munz for the video

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Who’s photobombing who in this picture?

Is Elizadeath photobombing the two dudes? OR are the two dudes photobombing Elizadeath!? This is like an MC Escher painting. I can’t tell which way is up and which is down. All I know, she is rocking some frosty ice on her wrist.

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