Category Archives: celebs

IMPORTANT UPDATE: Walt from Lost got OFF the island

And is making REALLY bad music:

My head hurts. Really, Walt? You had so much potential. I mean, what would Vincent think?

Guaranteed that pup would be disappointed.

 

Editor’s Note: I realize I may be late to this party considering there are almost 4MM views on this vid. Sorry, this isn’t really my music scene so I only just stumbled upon it. Lesson learned.

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This made me LOL today (8/17/12)

And I ran, I ran so far away… because Steven Fucking Seagal was chasing after me with his mean mug and flying ninja kicks!

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Miley Cyrus has turned into Robyn

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I see a small resemblance, and by small I mean it looks like I’m looking at twins. I’m all for someone changing up their looks, but I think Miley looks like shit. Plain and simple. I’m no Perez Hilton, TMZ, or any style guru for that matter. I’m just a guy, with a dick, and that picture is not making it move at all. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Literally, smoke it.

 

Elizadeath:

I’m giving Miley 48 hours to be snapped in this outfit:

Do it Miley and I PROMISE you will gain a bagillion more fans, including yours truly.

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Hillary Clinton is droppin it like a Harlem hoe

Get low Hill! Michelle Obama who? This is how you dance, drop it and get all wobbedly woobeldy on bitches. If you ask me, I’m sure this blue dress won’t stay clean for long….

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Countdown Remake (with a Snuggie, obviously)

There are no words. This kid is absolutely amazing. If you have a dual screen computer I highly recommend watching them side-by-side. Your mind will be blown.

 

The original (so you can compare):

 

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Mashup Monday: N’Sync & Bieber

I was really hoping Elizadeath would’ve posted this gem, but I have no idea where she is today. I’m not going to try and be funny, because I know I’ll just fuck it up. So all the ladies listening, just time travel back to your 14 year old self and get ready to melt.

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Scariest thing you’ll see on Friday the 13th

I’m warning, this is not safe for life.

 

 

 

 

 

CLOSE UP ON REDFOO FROM LMFAO. MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOPPPP!!!!

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Why wasn’t Jason Biggs cast in Magic Mike? (Also, why am I writing about Magic Mike)

[Pause] I really do hope this was an actual audition tape. The casting director must be Helen Keller if they couldn’t recognize the promise in that audition. Those moves at the end could impregnate a virgin and make a grown man cry. I’m pretty sure I did cry. Show of hands, how many of you are wet? (My hand is raised).

Well, this is also the perfect opportunity to post the gchat conversation I had with a friend today:

 Melanie:  you could be a stripper
me Magic Mango?
 Melanie:  i went to see the movie
i think u might have what it takes
 me:  minus the 6pack abs
what do i need to do
Melanie:  hah
just dance
It’s settled , if you ladies would rather me jiggle my ass all around the stage than stare at a ripped six pack, then Magic Mango is coming to dimly lit bar near you.
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Michael Jackson designed to perfection

The 80’s were such a brilliant time for both graphic designers and pop music (case and point below).

 

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