Now those are some flaky layers that I can relate to!
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And I ran, I ran so far away… because Steven Fucking Seagal was chasing after me with his mean mug and flying ninja kicks!
Nothing says SWAG like a bowl cut at the Pokemon World Championships.
Not even remotely joking. Just ask my coworkers.
I see a small resemblance, and by small I mean it looks like I’m looking at twins. I’m all for someone changing up their looks, but I think Miley looks like shit. Plain and simple. I’m no Perez Hilton, TMZ, or any style guru for that matter. I’m just a guy, with a dick, and that picture is not making it move at all. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.
I’m giving Miley 48 hours to be snapped in this outfit:
Do it Miley and I PROMISE you will gain a bagillion more fans, including yours truly.
considering disciplining my children (if any) this way. I can already see myself walking around the house with the Championship belt and rubbing it in their faces. Just hopefully I don’t have two boys that turn into giant ogres because then I’d be fighting an uphill battle. “Try that shit now Dad, and you’re getting a Stone Cold Stunner right off the kitchen table.” Boom! My shit just got roasted.