Tag Archives: cock

Am I the only one who didn’t know Holyoke, Mass was a giant penis!?

 

There is no disputing the fact. I see the tip, I see the shaft, I see the balls, I even see that odd birthmark. This is clear cut, Holyoke is a cock.. and a veiny one at that.

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This made me LOL today (9/28/11)

 

It’s funny because mushrooms look like cocks!

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Stoneham, Mass – Movin’ on up!

Stoneham — Police surveillance of a local massage parlor at 48 Elm St. led to the arrest of two Chinese women for soliciting sexual acts for a fee.

This is the fourth parlor, all run by Chinese employees, to be busted since early June in Stoneham. Police have been unable to prove whether they all relate.

Employees at Gemstone would give the massage, and at the end reach down in the genital area. If the customer did not object, the masseuse would continue, with the idea that they would be tipped later. The average tip, according to the three customers interviewed, is $20.

You really have no idea how angry I am right now. What is happening to my hometown, and why was I not aware of this!? I’ve always wanted a massage, my back kills, its always sore. But here’s the funny think about my back.. it’s located on my cock. This my friends is what I like to call two birds, one stone. So what you’re telling me is I can get a tugger for $20? Sold. Better yet, I’ll give ya $40, just don’t look at me.

Elizadeath: MMango — you forgot to mention the fact that one of the women who was busted is named Fang Wang. Sounds like a really terrible vampire porno, eh?

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