[Pause] I really do hope this was an actual audition tape. The casting director must be Helen Keller if they couldn’t recognize the promise in that audition. Those moves at the end could impregnate a virgin and make a grown man cry. I’m pretty sure I did cry. Show of hands, how many of you are wet? (My hand is raised).
Well, this is also the perfect opportunity to post the gchat conversation I had with a friend today:
Melanie: you could be a stripperme: Magic Mango?Melanie: i went to see the moviei think u might have what it takesme: minus the 6pack abswhat do i need to doMelanie: hahjust dance