TV GUIDE – George Lopez and his wife, screenwriter Ann Serrano Lopez who famously donated one of her kidneys to him, are divorcing after 17 years.
“George and Ann Lopez have made the decision to end their 17-year marriage. The decision is amicable and by mutual agreement,” read a joint statement from his rep. “They remain dedicated parents, and committed partners in business and their philanthropic organization, the Lopez Foundation.”
Don’t get me wrong, I hate George Lopez. He’s not funny and his face looks like swiss cheese with all those pock marks. But I can’t hate, because he’s in the peak of his career and he’s probably getting so much puss thrown at him he doesn’t know what to do. So he clearly did what any other scumbag would do. This is what I like to call a long con (made famous by Sawyer on Lost). George Lopez knew he wasn’t going to with this woman forever, so he tagged her along for a good 17 years, stole her kidney, and dipped to bang out younger chicks.