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Anyone looking for a new background?

Could be used for desktops, cell phones, print it out and hang it in your wall.. seriously – the possibilities are endless. 

 

background

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I’m Backkkk

So I left Wyoming at 6am and arrived in Boston at 11pm last night, and its now 9am and I’m at my desk in work. Am I happy? No. What do I want to do? Imitate this puppy.

Take me to your magical world puppy, take me!

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Hamster flips!

Man, hamsters are the shit. What other pet do you know takes a shit load of acid and starts doing backflips!? That is the only logical explanation here, right? I’m 99% he died right after this filming. Beside their short lifespan, hamsters are such an underrated pet.

I had two hamsters when I was younger. My first one, MC Hamster, used to use the top of his cage like monkey bars and climb everywhere. He died when he was attacked by ants that raided my basement. I must say, he was 2 legit, 2 legit to quit.. (moment of silence for the valiant warrior).

My second hamster, Hamlet, bit me twice when I was holding him. Mainly because I had just eaten a bunch of cheetos and the residue was still on my hands, so I really can’t blame him there. He liked to bob his head in and out of his hamster wheel when running. I woke up one morning, and apparently he didn’t bob fast enough, because he had a caught his head in the wheel. Boom broken neck. To die:—to sleep: No more. Act III, scene 1.

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Office pranks

I’ve never been one for office pranks, mainly because I’m worried about the retaliation. However, in this case, I was feeling ambitious. For no pressing reason, I decided to play a joke on one of my co-workers this week. What’s the prank you ask? Oh well it was hanging a 2ft x 2ft framed picture of myself in their cube! What better way to liven up your cubicle than a picture of MMango!?

 

I’d be more than happy to grace your cube if you’d like some spice in your life, just ask!

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And my hair experiment is coming to an end

I'm working that combover.... and my stache looks fuller here

 

After much deliberation, and everyone telling me that they didn’t like me with longer hair, I’ve decided to end my hair growing experiment and go back to what I know. It pains me to do this, but longer hair kind of sucks. I had to style it every morning, and that takes a shit load of time. I had to worry about getting hat head when I would wear a beanie or a fitted. These are things that I don’t need to worry about in my life. So just like that, I’m gonna pull a 2007 Britney.

 

 

Thursday 1/26 @ 7pm... I will be back to this state.

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Inked up like a NYC subway

Mom stop reading right now. STOP READING. If I get a call from you later, I’m not listening because I warned you.

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Okay. As Elizadeath alluded to earlier, I did get a new tattoo this weekend. It’s a shoulder piece, that will be more of a half sleeve once the color gets added into it, of the view from her backyard. You may think that is totally odd, but I spent a good portion of my life up at her house, so it definitely has a sentimental meaning to me. Not to mention, the view looks like fucking heaven. I spent about 3 hours in the chair on Saturday, and have another 4 to go before it is complete. Without further ado….

here’s the inspiration for reference:

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Haters gonna hate

I’m seriously surprised MMango has NOT posted this on my wall yet. He posts Maino all the time; this would be a nice change of pace:

 

MMango: hi hater.

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Should I grow my hair out long? The eternal question.

Out of the blue, I’ve decided that I think I’m going to start growing my hair out. I’ve never had it longer than a bowl cut, which was when I was age 5…through 7.. through 10…and ultimately through age 13. But since then I’ve kept it relatively short. Example below:

So clearly I’m not familiar with long hair, or what I even look like with long hair. But I have this great view of how I will look after a few months and this is what I envision.

But I have this growing suspicion that I’m going to do all of this work and then end up looking like this:

So what do you think? Should I grow it? I never trust my opinion alone, please sound off!

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