Nothing like some poop in the morning to get your day started right…
VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Wireless Flash – FlashNews) – Farts don’t smell like roses, but poop can look like pretty stars.
“Turd Twisters” is a circular mold that, when placed up into the anus, will make poop come out in a fun shape including a heart, star, Christmas tree, teddy bear, and spaghetti noodle.
Creator Dave Shore says the idea for the turd tool came to him after eating churros in Mexico.
Sticking it in can be a pain in the butt, so Shore recommends “swiveling or rocking” gently to ease it up the keister.
He also advises users to invest in helpful tools like rubber gloves, a tarp, a screwdriver, a hacksaw, and piano wire to aid in the turd twisting process.
Meanwhile, Shore says eating starchy foods that are high in fiber will produce a perfectly-shaped poop.
However, users should steer clear from prunes or super spicy foods because the resulting feces from those dishes won’t form properly.
I mean my nickname wasn’t “Poopa” in college for nothing — I LOVE talking shit. Real talk though, this is the best press release to ever cross the wire (and I work in PR…so I send a lot of shit over the wire). And while I love the concept of pretty-shaped deuces, I have to say that I’m concerned about whether or not this is a one person job. I feel like this would take so much bending and maneuvering to get a fun poop shape that I’d twist my body into NOT dumping. You know what I mean? I’m just not sure I could multitask like that.