Could be used for desktops, cell phones, print it out and hang it in your wall.. seriously – the possibilities are endless.
Seriously? What a boring world we live in…
I remember the days when saying “making whoopie” was a too hot for TV. Now, Family Feud has questions like, “What is your favorite sexual position?”, and we have 80 year old grandmothers naming the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Cock position. Since when is that family friendly!? Maybe they needed to spice stuff up a little –hence bringing in Steve Harvey, who by the way is absolutely owning this hosting gig – because no one wants to hear the same old boring questions. But I for one, don’t want to be watching this show with my Nana and have us both yelling out answers of “nicknames for penises”.
But seriously… why would a pilot be holding on to his D for a long flight?
The 1st most fun thing is sex, just wanted to make that clear. But back to the video, this looks like it was the best party to be at. Hot girls, cold beers, soakin’ wet… slides, sling shots and a giant pond to dive into. Someone get me there, or recreate this entire video and invite me. Also, That double front flip dive at 0:31 is fucking bad ass.
NY Times — Given the choice, young bright college students said they’d rather get a boost to their ego — like a compliment or a good grade on a paper — than eat a favorite food or engage in sex, a new paper suggests.
The researchers question whether the so-called “me generation” of baby boomers has spawned a nation of self-absorbed young people hooked on their own self-esteem. The inflated sense of self in students, they argue, could lead to trouble in the work world and in personal relationships.
The results of the new paper suggest young people have a compulsion to feel good about themselves that overwhelms and precedes other desires.
“I was shocked,” said the lead researcher, Brad Bushman, professor of communication and psychology at the Ohio State University. “Everybody likes compliments, but more than engaging in your favorite sexual activity? More than receiving a paycheck? I was surprised it was such a powerful thing that it trumped everything else.”
You and me both, Brad. This is just another sign that my generation is made up of a bunch of pussies. I mean, you’d really rather get a self-esteem boost (i.e. a random compliment) than have sex or grab a slice of pizza? Doesn’t sex and pizza (preferably in the same night) boost your self esteem already? I mean, dinner and a dick is a huge boost to my confidence…makes me feel like a good, contributing American citizen. I guess my generation is just comprised of a bunch of lactard virgins.
MYFOXNY.COM – Rachel Uchitel , the woman first identified as a Tiger Woods’ mistress, told a close friend that she wants the golfer back now that he has divorced his wife, TMZ reported Tuesday.
Uchitel reportedly told the friend she was willing to “give up everything” to get Woods.
The friend, who spoke to Uchitel on Monday, told the gossip Web site that the 35-year-old said, “I feel horrible for him. He loved her. But he was in love with me. I hope he remembers that was real and reaches out to me.” Uchitel also reportedly said, “I’d give up everything to be with him again.”
Just when you think things are looking down for Tiger, his #1 jump-off wants him back. If that isn’t awesome I don’t know what is. I just wish I had a chance to hit it before he goes back and ravages that shit. I mean, god damn look at those things, they have like their own zip code. Is she fake? I hope not, I hope she’s not a creation of the knife and needle…. but then again, who really cares? Kudos Tiger, enjoy.
TV Guide– Mad Men‘s January Jones has signed on to X-Men: First Class, Deadline has reported.
Jones, 32, will play Emma Frost, the beautiful mutant who has telepathic powers. Frost first appeared in 2009’s X-Men Origins: Wolverine, and was portrayed by Tahyna Tozzi.
The large ensemble cast already includes James McAvoy as Charles Xavier, Rose Byrne as Xavier’s love interest Moira MacTaggert, Zoe Kravitz as Angel, Kevin Bacon as the mysterious villain, and Oliver Platt as The Man in Black, among others.
Well based on this picture of the Emma Frost character, we should be getting to see a lot more of those sweet T’s January Jones is flaunting. I know I’ll be seeing this in theater… hopefully 3-D. I was never a comic book fan, but these movies are fucking awesome. I will see all of them. But the more imporant piece here is how Mad Men is bad for television. They are hiding some serious smokeshows in their cast with January Jones and Alison Brie. God I wish girls in the 60s were more slutty.
That picture of January Jones has got to be photo-shopped right?
YAWN. I’ve really grown tired of these ridiculous basketball shots. The first one was cool, the 2nd one was cool, the 45th one – OLD NEWS. These kids need to find a new hobby, like bangin out chicks. I remember when I used to shoot hoops….. but then I cut my bowl cut, my balls dropped, and I started hitting on chicks. It was like a new chapter in my life. So kids, shave the mop, and repeat step 3, like 100 times.
Well, you should know by now, I’m a Sneakerhead. Here is the latest addition to my collection. Picked this suckas up this weekend. Took them on the initial stroll, and I hope to wear them again this month. Peep this bad boys. Blue denim, plaid, navy and white, Dunk Hi’s 2010. Pure sex, Get some.
MILWAUKEE (Reuters Life!) – A jury on Thursday found a 24-year-old Wisconsin man guilty of attempted sexual assault for trying to dig up a dead woman’s body so his brother could have sex with the corpse, court officials said.
On a night in September 2006, Alexander Grunke, his brother Nick and friend Dustin Radke went to the St. Charles cemetery in Cassville, Wisconsin, intent on digging up a 20-year-old woman’s body who had died the week before in a car wreck.
First, they went to a store to buy condoms, according to the police report.
Phew, good thing they got them rubbers, don’t wanna get that corpse pregnant. I really wanted to make a bunch of sick jokes about these guys. Maybe how they were just trying to get a number, or maybe they were just really desperate. But seriously the more I think about it, I begin to puke. How much vagisil did these guys plan on using? Okay stop, I threw up again. Fuck you Wisconsin! Only two things good have come out of this state, PBR & my dude Knight.