Tag Archives: SNL

Who the F was on Millionaire yesterday?


This lady is straight out of an SNL skit. Did anyone else gag when she mentioned her razor burn? (gag) Uh-oh (gag) I’m gagging again just thinking about it.

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My 2012 Super Bowl


Yes, I’ll admit it right now: I didn’t watch the big game last night. I caught some of the first half at a noodle shop but the second half was all mobile (thank you NFL mobile app for ruining my night). But that’s beside the point, because my night was not about the beloved Patriots. No, you did not read that incorrectly. In fact, if you look above you right now on the screen, you’ll put two and two together.

Still confused?

It’s Fred Armisen, and he was the man of the hour. You may know him as that guy with that show that makes fun of hipsters in Portland, or perhaps the dude who always plays Obama on SNL. But did you know he’s a musician? Cause I didn’t…but I was pleasantly surprised. Dude could shockingly play well. Not the best singer, but that almost made it better and more hilariously absurd.

Anyways, I’m not really sure what the point of this post is. I’m currently sitting in an airport terminal waiting for my flight to sexy Ohio to leave and need something to kill time. I guess it’s to tell you all that I’m not a diehard Patriots fan? Or maybe that I really am turning into a God awful hipster because I spent my night watching a Fred Armisen concert at Union Pool? I just don’t know. All I know is that he is going to try and play shows there every Sunday. Tickets are only $8 and it’s totally worth it.

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How does redemption sound?


Pretty hot if you ask me. Welcome back Lana, I’m pretty sure this is how SNL should’ve sounded.

Elizadeath: I still think she sounds like she’s having dorm room sex: boring, quiet, and lazy. Not saying it’s not hot, but it’s not really singing either…

MMango: You’re just jealous that she wasn’t in your a cappella singing group at Fordham, the “Satin Dolls”

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Taste the Biscuit!


You know these people were psyched when they came up with these lyrics. Well, KFC needs to get these two on payroll stat. They could open up a chain of KFC lounge’s where they sing this song over and over again. While people snack on potato wedges and cole slaw… I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m am so craving a buttered biscuit right now.


Also, am I the only one who felt that these people were imitating the Culps?

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Sexy Sax Man Serenade

How is this video from 2010 and that I (nor Elizadeath) have ever seen it??? This is by far the funniest thing I’ve seen today, this week, maybe even this month.. but I don’t want to be rash. I’m so envious of Sergio for two reasons: His extreme saxophone ability, and his styling ass mullet/mustache/shirtless suspender combo. Just tearing shit up everywhere from malls to biology classes. I don’t know about anyone else, but I definitely feel sexier after watching that video.

And if you think I’m not already listening to the original George Michael version… you’re just fuckin’ crazy.

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Celebs talk about Never Say Never

Anyone who has been around me in the last week has seen that I’ve been captured by Bieber Fever. Am I proud, no, am I ashamed, also no. Sometimes these things happen and you just have to embrace them. Well, on that note, the JB movie is coming out soon and Biebs and Jay Pharoah give you a sneak peak of all the celebs showing up to see it. Close your eyes and listen to the A-listers.

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Geico always stepping it up!

Well, I’m out in Colorado for the past week and this week, but that won’t stop me from sharing awesome shit with you. As I sit in my hotel room watching mindless television, I keep seeing this Geico commercial. Maybe its old, maybe its new, regardless, it makes me laugh all the time. Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one!?

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Who creep’d this weekend?

Thinking back on my weekend festivities I’m 97% positive I pulled out my t-rex arms and creep’d hardcore on some unsuspecting gentlemen who were just trying to tell me about their intriguing lives in the world of finance. Nothing says “take me home tonight” like bent knees, t-rex arms, and a little twistin’. I’m such a man magnet.

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